If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up letra

The way I cast a net
Too many holes to swim through
As to not offend the fish
Even if they do want you

Safer not to presume
Safer still to up and leave the room
Is even eye contact rude?
You'll never know that I noticed you

Too gutless to even try this
Incase I'm met with a hostile silence

If I were you, I'd be throwing up

Crywank - Letras

• 18
• A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights
• A Fart At Night Resets The Balance
• All My Political And Spiritual Beliefs In Less Than One Minute
• An Intimate Message
• Baby Self​-​Absorbed
• Blink
• Blood
• Blur
• Boosep
• Care Not For Your Clubnights
• Choo-Choo-Choose Me
• Chuck And Buck, Suck And Fuck!
• Cool Knife Bro (feat. Guard Petal)
• Corduroy
• Cringey Wincer
• Crumpledbigskin
• Crywank Are Posers
• Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
• Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten
• Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith
• Density
• Do You Have PPE For Self-Esteem?
• Don't Listen To This Song
• Doubt
• Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole
• Egg And Spoon
• Ego Is a Phoenix
• Flower in Hand
• Forlorn Leghorn
• Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening To Gb
• Guess Who Likes You
• Handbong
• Harvey Milk Shit On The Table
• Hate
• Hikikomori
• I Am a Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards
• I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me
• I Am Shit
• I Light a Candle Where The Streetlight Up
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part II)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part III)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part IV)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part V)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VI)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VII)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VIII)
• I'm A Cliché
• I’ll Have Some In a Bit
• If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
• Imitating a Brief Projetion Of Gurdjieff
• It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)
• It’s Ok, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either
• JK
• Just a Snail
• Just A Worm
• Langdon Alger (Entitled Monster)
• Late Night People Watching
• Leech Boy
• Life In The Chalk Basket
• Little Creepy
• Love
• Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)
• Memento Mori
• Nostril Tampon
• Notches
• Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)
• Obsessive Muso With No Friends
• Olivers Theme
• On My Mind By Kylie V By Crywank
• Only Everyone Can Judge Me
• Paperclips
• Poo
• Pope Alexander
• Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
• R.I.P Linguo
• Self​(​ish)
• Song For a Guilty Sadist
• Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It's Final Few Drips
• The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing
• The Poured Boy Of Kutná Hora
• The Yolk That Fell Out
• There All Is Aching
• Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction With An Old Friend (feat. Commuted)
• This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
• Thomas Saunders Gangchant
• Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
• Time Away From Nosferatu
• Unassimilated Normie
• Ungrateful Son
• Veggie Buddhist Eco Prince
• Waste
• Welcome To Castle Irwell
• Wellington Wisp (Part I)
• Wellington Wisp (Part II)
• What Went Down At Holding Hands Peak
• Who Am I???1
• Who Is Thomas Saunders And Why Is He Significant In Your Writings?
• Woodchuck
• You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity
• You Won't Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)
• Your Own Worst Enemy Critic
• Yuppie Gloup