Nostril Tampon letra

Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again?
I swear this happens every month,
Mum and dad they hooked me up.
Oh man is this thing rubber, or plastic?
Or maybe a dead guys!
Is that why it doesn’t grow?

Oh mum I know you only wanted boys.
Can I feel it through my ballsack?
I can feel it in my nose.

There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses
And this thing on my front just disguises
My mothers insecurities.
Young girls makes her feel old.

Crywank - Letras

• 18
• A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights
• A Fart At Night Resets The Balance
• All My Political And Spiritual Beliefs In Less Than One Minute
• An Intimate Message
• Baby Self​-​Absorbed
• Blink
• Blood
• Blur
• Boosep
• Care Not For Your Clubnights
• Choo-Choo-Choose Me
• Chuck And Buck, Suck And Fuck!
• Cool Knife Bro (feat. Guard Petal)
• Corduroy
• Cringey Wincer
• Crumpledbigskin
• Crywank Are Posers
• Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
• Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten
• Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith
• Density
• Do You Have PPE For Self-Esteem?
• Don't Listen To This Song
• Doubt
• Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole
• Egg And Spoon
• Ego Is a Phoenix
• Flower in Hand
• Forlorn Leghorn
• Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening To Gb
• Guess Who Likes You
• Handbong
• Harvey Milk Shit On The Table
• Hate
• Hikikomori
• I Am a Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards
• I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me
• I Am Shit
• I Light a Candle Where The Streetlight Up
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part II)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part III)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part IV)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part V)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VI)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VII)
• I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VIII)
• I'm A Cliché
• I’ll Have Some In a Bit
• If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
• Imitating a Brief Projetion Of Gurdjieff
• It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)
• It’s Ok, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either
• JK
• Just a Snail
• Just A Worm
• Langdon Alger (Entitled Monster)
• Late Night People Watching
• Leech Boy
• Life In The Chalk Basket
• Little Creepy
• Love
• Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)
• Memento Mori
• Nostril Tampon
• Notches
• Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)
• Obsessive Muso With No Friends
• Olivers Theme
• On My Mind By Kylie V By Crywank
• Only Everyone Can Judge Me
• Paperclips
• Poo
• Pope Alexander
• Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
• R.I.P Linguo
• Self​(​ish)
• Song For a Guilty Sadist
• Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It's Final Few Drips
• The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing
• The Poured Boy Of Kutná Hora
• The Yolk That Fell Out
• There All Is Aching
• Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction With An Old Friend (feat. Commuted)
• This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
• Thomas Saunders Gangchant
• Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
• Time Away From Nosferatu
• Unassimilated Normie
• Ungrateful Son
• Veggie Buddhist Eco Prince
• Waste
• Welcome To Castle Irwell
• Wellington Wisp (Part I)
• Wellington Wisp (Part II)
• What Went Down At Holding Hands Peak
• Who Am I???1
• Who Is Thomas Saunders And Why Is He Significant In Your Writings?
• Woodchuck
• You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity
• You Won't Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)
• Your Own Worst Enemy Critic
• Yuppie Gloup